Well, Gryph's got to take his scantily-clad battle harem and their jet-powered Junior Birdman rocket trousers to meet his kids, and frankly "There's a whole planet where dressing like this is normal" is much easier to say when you can just, like, show them the planet.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

And now I'm thinking about the Grave Feminine Conspiracy's air arm settling down to binge-watch Strike Witches with Corwin. Gertrud has elaborate fan theories already that she will write down in her diary and never, ever let anyone else know about.