>>It wouldn't shock me for some settings to have trolls who are all
>>"you'll give me 100 gold crowns for my liver? You're on, how many do
>>you need?"
>
>I started writing a D&D gameworld where trolls were bred by illithids
>for two purposes: porters and trail rations.

Canned troll, just remember to eat the whole thing once you open it. 100g, serves up to 8, 12 if you are fast with a knife.