My country's national sport is misery, so when I get to the Peugeot stage of life (i.e. the part of my existence where important bits stop working for no readily apparent reason) I'll be nice to them and take a genuine interest in what they do, make, listen to, play &c. There is no surer way than this to piss young people off.

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"Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell/But I'll have all the best stories to tell" -- Frank Turner, The Ballad of Me and My Friends