LAST EDITED ON Oct-24-11 AT 02:14 AM (EDT)
 
>"Bull! I want to be your love slave!" "Say, that is good news!"

...

You people are sick. SICK!

... So sayeth the girl who writes deliberately erotic Harry Potter fanfiction. I will shut up now.

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"Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell/But I'll have all the best stories to tell" -- Frank Turner, The Ballad of Me and My Friends