"Why in God's name have you given military-grade camouflage gear to little girls?"
"You wouldn't want them getting shot, would you? What kind of monster are you?"
"My Dorothy will not be seen in camouflage gear, sir!"
"Indeed. Some might say that that was the point."
"Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell/But I'll have all the best stories to tell" -- Frank Turner, The Ballad of Me and My Friends