>>What's happening at the Two (they aren't big to me, anymore) is less
>>enhanced storytelling, and more scorched earth. :P
>
>Dear Lord... that just gave me the mental imagery of a 2-AI-player game of
>Scorched Earth,
>with two tanks named Marvel and DC... Explosions are set to
>the maximum size, and the AIs are set to 'Moron'.

While you're at it, how about also setting it to synchronous?

>Swear to God, I've seen a Moron AI aim his barrel 90 degrees with no wind.

Yes, and?

Moron is the AI setting that means 'takes random shots'.