LAST EDITED ON Apr-19-12 AT 06:23 AM (EDT)
 
>Dear Lord... that just gave me the mental imagery of a 2-AI-player
>game of
>Scorched
>Earth, with two tanks named Marvel and DC... Explosions are set to
>the maximum size, and the AIs are set to 'Moron'.

Never played it, but "Two sluggish idiots taking shots at random in the hopes they win" sounds about right…