>oh GOD.
>
>I had this mental imagery of an equally chibified Selena stepping out
>in a black leotard but same sweater, all kinds of pissed off looking,
>saying words to the effect that it's all Bruce's fault that they're
>like this and that she can't believe that she's gotta go through
>puberty AGAIN!
>
>

Black >Aeronaut Technologies >Creative aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer >"Murphy never sleeps, but that's no reason to poke him with a sharp >stick."

I'd damn near pay money (if it was allowed) in order to see that.
At least a tank of gas' worth (which I admit I'd probably need, considering I'd be laughing so hard I'd need to fund a friend to drive me to the hospital to get oxygen, but it'd be worth it to give up the $$$).