>The... the logistics of trying to take a flying fuck at a rolling
>doughnut (as well as the fact that I'm actually thinking about said
>logistics) have me snickering. It would require a lot of practice.
>Probably very uncomfortable practice.
>
>Also nearly pointless, but you could greatly impress a certain rare
>type of guy or girl, if you could do it.

This is, I believe, the point of the request. Er, the first and second points, not the third.

I mean "grind your junk into the asphalt by jumping exposed onto pavement at a pastry" is, while technically just as accurate, lacking a certain brevity required in such a statement (the original is pushing it as is).

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-Pasha
What was that feeling again?
Oh yes.
-Rage-