>"All right, look, I'll level with you. Amy and me?" Kaname raised an
>eyebrow, wondering where this was heading, but in none of the
>scenarios she envisioned in the second or so before he went on did she
>come anywhere close to predicting what he actually said next: "We're
>time travelers. We're not really 15, we've been together for
>something like 20 human lifetimes at this point. Sometimes...
>sometimes we get separated. When that hasn't happened, we
>prefer to keep it that way as much as possible." He shrugged. "So."

Rory demonstrating the highest art of lying; telling the unabridged truth in such a spectacularly unconvincing way that no one would possibly believe it.

>As everyone had known from the start
>was inevitable, Amy and Rory exterminated each other all but
>simultaneously, Rory abandoning his shield upright to protect Kaname's
>left flank and then fearlessly meeting his lover's banzai charge with
>one of his own.

I think you meant 'EXTERMINATED'. :)

I'll add my general hurrah, that was an amusing Tuesday morning distraction.

Brian