LAST EDITED ON Jun-13-13 AT 09:24 PM (EDT)
 
> "Wait, is that a glaive or a guisarme?"
> "Does it matter?"
> "It's a voulge, you dopes."

I am suddenly reminded of The Random Polearm Table from The Space Gamer and later Murphy's Rules... It's a glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme-glaive!

Great story -- in fact, this week has been a whole series of great stories, and I'm looking forward to the capper!

-- Bob
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My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We kill only out of personal spite.