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>I am vaguely tempted by the idea of opening Oran Bagels somewhere in
>New England.

I'd be inclined to spell it "Ouran Bagels," myself, since fangirls do have money (as Christopher Nolan seems to have discovered).

"Mathematics brought rigor to economics. Unfortunately, it also brought mortis."
- Kenneth Boulding