>Just to clarify, I was unintentionally influenced by the Beetlejuice
>cartoon when I called BJ her boyfriend. I should have known better,
>but it was late, I was tired, the moon was in the seventh house, and
>winter was coming. Or something.

For some reason I imagine BJ with long term, gainful employment as being less like a hobo and more like a slightly less reputable Michael Keaton Batman...