"Hey, check it out. I've got a fan club."

"What? You're so full of crap."

"No, totally. Look. On New Japan. They've got a website and everything."

"... 'www.ilovefremzy.nj'. Who's Fremzy?"

"Shut up! You don't have a fan club."

"Yeah, pardon me while I go reserve 'iloverunble.nj'."

"Shut up!"