>>The thing that gets me?
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>>Is that both of them are about Boba Fett!
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>Well, do you know anyone else who's been in the Sarlacc? :) Jamie Hyneman?
Sorry, sorry, it would just be the perfect capper to the resume of a guy who seems to have held every job in the galaxy for at least a day: "Once escaped Sarlacc." The episode of Mythbusters just writes itself:
Adam: "So Jamie, what was it like in there?"
Jamie: *deadpan* "It was dark."