The last time I had a retinal hole blocked off from the rest of the works, the doc produced the New! More Exciting! Super-Laser! to fix it...

...and didn't tell me that's what he was up to until he was done, in one-thirtieth of the time that operation generally takes, and I was sitting there feeling like I'd gone a few rounds with Hal Jordan.

Abuse. It's how you know the #1 retinal specialist at the #5 eye hospital in the country loves you.

Ard Collier
that Janice chick
Usual Suspect and general menace