6423 Boulevard of Champions
Fort Organa, Alderaan
Friday, August 31, 2379

"Rrrrgh. Nom. Nom nom rrrrr. NOM NOM! RRRGH!"
"Huh. Didn't know they *ate* lettuce, never mind by the head. Ain't Kilrathi obligate carnivores?"
"Scott? Honey? Can you go get the book and look up lettuce?"

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Saturday, September 1, 2379

"Kelly, have you seen the video camera?"
"No..."

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"Well, we *were* having salad with dinner, but the lettuce seems to have disappeared."

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Sunday, September 2, 2379

"SCOTT! WHY IS YOUR BROTHER ON YOUTUBE?!"

*nomnonomnomnomnomnomnomnom*

"He's famous! He got five stars and everything, Mom! Well, except from that guy who can't spell down the bottom there. What's 'pure fucking reetarted bullshark testicles' mean?"

"Lettuce"– a Future Imperfect mini-story by Janice Collier
Special to the Eyrie Productions Discussion Forum
©2009 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited

"Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom" by Parry Gripp, http://parrygripp.com/

"fucking reetarted" and "pure bullshark testicles" remixed from the YouTube side of http://comments.thatsaspicymeatball.com/

Ard Collier
that Janice chick
drunken Usual Suspect and general menace