>I just realized that "GORDOOOOOOOOON... FREEMAAAAANNNN!" scans
>the same as another famous video gaming battlecry, and now I can't
>stop giggling.
>
>--G.
>"At least I have headcrab."

While I get where you went with that, my first thought on reading the above line involved terrible 80s Saturday Morning cartoons. Try the emphasis like so:

"GordON.... FREeEeEeEeEeEeE-MAAAAAAAAAN!"

--The Evil Midnight Lurker what Lurks at Midnight
"An object at rest--CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!"