>>"It's Doctor Freeman."
>
>Can just see that now on the employment application for Tesladyne,
>under skills: "Possesses the power of The One True Free Man." I mean,
>how could you argue with that?
>

"Well, Doctor Freeman, this part about possessing the power of 'The One True Free Man' is nice, but that properly belongs in the 'Other Assets and Abilities' section. However, that is a minor quibble in what is otherwise an excellent - no, stellar - application, and we would like to hire you. Can you start work Mon--"

*KABOOM*

"--right now?"

Peter Eng
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