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>in which the Brigadier gets stuck in the middle of nowhere on his
>birthday, and DI Williams and Rose Mk 2 go to his rescue.

First thing that pops into my head:

"No, I'm not Mister Pond. That's not how it works."

Matrix Dragon, J. Random Nutter