In response to your number three: Dammit, now I've gone and set the first 20 seconds of the Red Dwarf theme as my ringtone.

I actually went another direction... The first thing I thought of was a wierd-ass combination of McHale's Navy and The Irresponsible Captain Tylor.

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Now Playing:
The Cat -- Tongue Tied (Single, 1994)

When I saw you for the first time
My knees began to quiver
And I got a funny feeling
In my kidneys and my liver...

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