>WDF Unicorn NCC-1744 (CPT A. Haddock)

... wait, what, is that who I think he is, is his science officer named C. Calculus, and is there a Mr Tintin (NMN, NFN) onboard?

Because, if any of the above is true, I certainly hope the whiskey-swilling old blighter gets to blister a few barnacles at Earthforce.

Loving it,
Cal.