>I imagine there's some Cybertronians who probably consider Hammer,
>Stinger here, and Sari (and "Olaf Petersson", if they knew about him)
>to be freaks and/or crimes against Primus. :p

In any culture, there are people who need Card #1.

Alpha Trion: In MY day, we didn't have no organics, trans-organics, beast modes, pretenders, action masters, headmasters, targetmasters, triplechangers, or gestalts. We could transform into a wheel and have someone push us down a slope and we liked it! /grumpy old bot