LAST EDITED ON Feb-04-12 AT 12:12 PM (EST)
 
>>>John J. Smith, Ph.D.
>>>Doctor Smith is uniquely qualified to instruct in practically any field required.
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>>Doctor Smith? Oh, the pain...
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>><grin>
>>
>Should I be glad I don't get it?

Perhaps this will help.

(edit: meant to say I love this mini story)

Trigger Argee
Manon, Maccadon, Orado, etc.
Denton, never leave home without it.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - HST