>>FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMERS.
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>... would that work?

It works for me. That's all that really matters here. :)

No, seriously, there's a douchey brushoff of the idea at some point, which has to do with the preposterous notion that they're literally not alive when anyone's looking at them - which places them somewhere just to the right of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal on the "idiotic concept" scale, I should think - and "you can't kill a stone".

If it helps, then, let's go with "the laws of physics don't work that way". Shit, in UF not even magic works that way. Things that are made of stone and yet alive, sure, that's basically what the Prague Golem was. Things that are sometimes made of... something... and alive, and sometimes made of stone and not alive, interchangeably based on an incredibly crocky apprehension of the observer effect? That's just somebody not having a goddamn clue how quantum mechanics works. :)

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