>Personally I think it would be much more entertaining to watch (albeit
>from a safe distance) a Hoffmanite Haka. They measure success by how
>strongly they register on the Richter scale.

I am somewhat reminded of a story I read, in which no-one came within 20 feet of Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of the Keys of Hogwarts. This was due to him being EXCEEDINGLY happy, and expressing it by break-dancing.
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Gott's Leetle Feesh in Trousers!