"Do I have to?"

"Of course you don't, but Anthy will be very, very disappointed in you if you don't."

"Which is a yes."

"Yup."

"Man..."

"Don't you dare. Don't you even think about-"

"This bites."

"Anthy! Can we bludgeon him with something yet?"

"After the party, dear, or you'll mess up your suit."

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