"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."

"He wrote 'I am a fish' five hundred times on his astronavigation exam, then he saluted, then he fainted."

"Ah."

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

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