Yo Joe! My inner five year old salutes you. My first thought when seeing the tag line was Steve Rogers was getting archaically patriotic on peoples asses.

>All of the test subjects experienced unexpected side effects, a few
>beneficial, most not.

Such as poor Roadblock, whose bizarre mental condition causes him to only speak in jive talking rhyme :)

>O'Hara worked closely with the Autobot intelligence officer Bumblebee
>during her GI Joe career, serving as a sort of unofficial liaison
>between the Autobot contingent under his command and the rest of the
>Joe team. Many of the Joes developed a real affection for their
>robotic allies, but O'Hara became especially fond of them, taking the
>time to learn about their culture and even visit their homeworld,
>Cybertron, on leave.

The ultimate 80's cartoon teamup. It almost had to happen.

>Snake Eyes
>(Slade O. Wilson, left)
>Deadpool
>(Wade J. Wilson, right)

Seriously, I can only shake my head. Its genius. Snake Eyes and Deadpool, brothers? There's just nothing else to say. Incidentally, as a Deadpool fan I'm very pleased to see he found a home. A universe without Deadpool just doesn't fill its requirement for hilariously scary-homicidal ninja.

>Cover Girl
>(Courtney A. Krieger)

Why Cover Girl? There were a lot of stereotypes characters to chose from, so I'm kinda curious as why you chose her. She was in, like, three episodes if my memory serves and I first thought Scarlet just got a haircut and new jacket.

>Flint
>(Dashiell R. Faireborne)

My sister still hasn't forgiven me for breaking her Flint when we were kids.

All and all, a great write up. By the by, were these pictures taken from the fairly new GI Joe comic? I haven't read much of it, but I do remember chuckling at Beachhead pummeling some new recruits.

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Jon Helscher

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
Your credulity will be stretched to the limit by the circumstances under which only you can control the giant robot.