LAST EDITED ON Aug-12-14 AT 09:21 AM (EDT)
 
You know, looking at the comments below, I am torn between two possibilities. Either the forum is, in the majority, too young to remember Camper van Beethoven, or they're too polite to castigate Gryphon for the excrable pun.

Given that this is the Internet, I think it's likely the latter. Go here, kiddies, and listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INnFvMgET1E&sns=em. And then GET OFF MY LAWN! *shakes cane*

Ebony the Black Dragon

"Life is like an anole. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small Caribbean lizard."