I wonder what she'd think of Mitch Benn, he of the following verse:

Everybody knows ain't nothing rhymes with orange
Doesn't matter how much imagination or ing-
enuity you use, even words that are foreign j-
ust better let it go, ain't nothing rhymes with orange

Probably not much, but w/e. =]

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

There's a small part of me that dearly, dearly wants The Art Of Noise to cover Mitch's rock opera rendition of The Very Hungry Caterpillar. I am much less ashamed of it than perhaps I should be.