(I suspect this wasn't what you had in mind when you said "MOLE DRILL", but the song was on my playlist at the time...)

Sung to Fun, Fun, Fun by the Beach Boys

Well she got the big MOLE DRILL
And she cruised to Galaxy City now
Seems she forgot all about the Rogue Isles
Like she told the Statesman now
And with the defender blasting
Goes drilling just as fast as she can now

And she'll have fun fun fun
Till the Statesman takes her MOLE DRILL away
And she'll have fun fun fun
Till the Statesman takes her MOLE DRILL away

Well the Trolls can't stand it
Coz she walks talks and drills like an ace now
She makes the Hollows tunnel zone look like
A really small gopher hole now
A lotta Trolls try and catch her
But she leads them on a wild goose chase now

And she'll have fun fun fun
Till the Statesman takes her MOLE DRILL away
And she'll have fun fun fun
Till the Statesman takes her MOLE DRILL away

Well you knew all along
That ol' States was gettin' wise to you now
And since he took your set of keys
You've been thinking that your fun is all through now
But you can party up with me
Cos we got a lot of doors to do now

And we'll have fun fun fun
Now that Statesman took the MOLE DRILL away
We'll have fun fun fun
Now that Statesman took the MOLE DRILL away

--sofaspud
--aaaagh!