LAST EDITED ON Dec-27-15 AT 05:18 PM (EST)
 
This reminds me of a song about Santa Claus, which had him as a master thief who, once caught, was offered a pardon conditional on his returning every stolen item to the place from which he took it, all in a single night. Not only did he manage it, but he had so much fun doing it that he's broken and entered to give stuff away every year since.

Oh, and it's set to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky.