>Captain Gryphon was deeply dismayed to discover upon arriving in 2409
>that they never resumed making doo dads after production was halted by
>the Whale Probe incident of 2286.
>
>Fortunately, one of his ensigns is a professional time
>traveler. How lucky is that! Guess who gets sent on regular
>supply runs to 2270?
>

"Ensign Hunter. Where have you been?"
"2270. And it's all your fault."
"My fault? I haven't been doing anything to the timeline."
"Thanks to your need for salty snacks, I had to explain my repeated trips to my superiors."
"And?"
"Now they're hooked."

Peter Eng
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