Hah! This is awesome. I would add but one thing:

RE YOUR SUDDEN APPEARANCE ON MY VIEWSCREEN, PRESUMING TO ORDER ME TO CONDUCT OPERATIONS THAT ARE, FRANKLY, AS SHADY AS SHIT, WITHOUT ANY VISIBLE JUSTIFICATION FOR YOUR OBVIOUS ASSUMPTION THAT YOU HAVE UNLIMITED AUTHORITY, OR INDEED ANY AUTHORITY WHATSOEVER

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Fearless creatures, we all learn to fight the Reaper
Can't defeat Her, so instead I'll have to be Her