This compelled me to look up "grognard," and now I'm imagining the classic Kids These Days speech.

"Back in my day, we didn't have none of those fancy feats or masterwork weapons! We had spells and THAC0, and the lower the AC the better! Now you're up to umpteenth edition, an' nobody knows what the rules are unless you have six dozen books. Three books was all we needed to play Dungeons and Dragons!"

Peter Eng
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Insert humorous comment here.