"Ohhh shit. That's not one of those goofy modded HBKs with all the medium lasers. That's a proper Hunchback. Well, he's gonna be a problem. Glitch, you've got the most powerful long-range weapon, see if you can soften him up some before he gets that goddam AC/20 into range."

"Roger that."

¤ HEAD DESTROYED
¤ PILOT: LETHAL DAMAGE

"Izzat soft enough, boss?"

"... See me after."

"Isn't that workplace sexual harassment?"

"You're just jealous, Medusa."

"Question is, of whom?"

"Put a sock in it, Dekker."

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Question is: Did you get that Hunchie or at least that AC/20 in salvage?

>Question is: Did you get that Hunchie

Heck yeah! That headshot was literally the only damage we did to it, and I'm sure the 'Mechbay has a hose.

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>>Question is: Did you get that Hunchie
>
>Heck yeah!

And then on the very next mission, Glitch missed literally everything she shot at with it. RNGsus giveth... :)

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>
>And then on the very next mission, Glitch missed literally everything
>she shot at with it. RNGsus giveth... :)
>

"Yang, are you sure you adjusted the sights on this thing correctly?"
"Positive. Are you sure you passed your AutoCannon classes with flying colors?"

Peter Eng
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