LAST EDITED ON Jun-08-19 AT 12:48 PM (EDT)
 
Apparently, <Almost Any Word Here> Simulator is a thing, now. Car Mechanic, Airplane Mechanic, Fishing Simulator, THIEF Simulator(there's an interesting one) and now I got offered a discount on COOKING Simulator. Yes, you too can now be the next Bobby Flay/Mario Batali/Masaharu Morimoto. Or, you know, just set the entire kitchen on fire.

Me, I think I'll pass because the interest is, in my case, nil. But I found the idea of this rather amusing, and so I thought I'd share. Incidentally, all these seem to be published by the same company too. Guess innovation was not a pre-requisite for working there.

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Stoke Mandeville, Esq & The Victorian Ballsmiths
"Nobody Want Verdigris-Covered Balls!"