My trainer Crisium seems to have been just happy to sponge off Galar's robust youth transient housing social programs as she takes her J Term off finding herself and bar hopping while doing grunt research work for a lazy grad student.

Pokémon Sword/Shield is the tragic tale of somebody convincing a village idiot who does ok in his local Y rec basketball league to follow around fucking Lebron and challenge him to one on ones, who is bound by magical compacts to accept no matter how many times he dunks on said hapless imbicile.