more from the same poster:
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"I've taken down bigger men than you with this clipboard."
"I've taken down bigger men than me with this machinegun."
"Which you've been carrying around the ship this whole time."
"It's... It's on stun."
*pen clicks*

(no matter how advanced technology is, the laws of physics require inspectors to have a clickie-top pen and a clipboard, not an electronic device).