No less weird than Serena Davis, getaway driver by trade and ice cream van operator by definitely her only trade honest. Yes, she uses the ice cream van as a getaway car. Yes, the chimes play while she's driving it. And when she floors it and opens up the supercharger to full-bore screaming maniac overdrive, the chimes speed up.

Shadowrun is a silly place. Do not be afraid of the silly.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Serena takes issue with agrarian megacorps and refers to them as the mint-choc-chip-industrial complex