My sister found our old PS2 awhile back and when she told me, the first thing that popped into my head was all the modding videos I've seen on YT in recent years about how you can cram everything from SSDs to HDMI in those old consoles. Sure, some of them require you to know how to solder or how to fiddle with various emulators, but I'd be willing to learn in my free time.

And then the voice in the back of my head that likes to spoil my dreams spoke up: "What free time?"