While working out how to produce a useful nine-star stat Uma, I realized that one of my possibilities was pairing Eishin Flash, child of Vodka, with Vodka, child of Eishin Flash.

I suspect an accident with a time machine and a contraceptive.

Peter Eng
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Insert humorous comment here.

AH, a mouse!

Wait, false alarm, it was just Nishino.

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>While working out how to produce a useful nine-star stat Uma, I
>realized that one of my possibilities was pairing Eishin Flash, child
>of Vodka, with Vodka, child of Eishin Flash.
>
>I suspect an accident with a time machine and a contraceptive.

"Wait, since when did Vodka speak German?"

"What are you talking about, ich spreche kein Deutsch--vas?!"

--G.
the next part presumably plays out not unlike the "I'm really speaking Spanish!" scene from the Brendan Fraser remake of Bedazzled)
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If you have Bakushin and Rice Vampire as Aces in your Team Trials squad, something incredibly cute happens occasionally during the pre-race screen. I have no idea what they're saying, but Baku yells something encouraging-sounding and Rice answers her.

--G.
"piiiiiiin"
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There's a lot of bits like that. My guess is that there were so many, they didn't bother translating them.

Peter Eng
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Today's race music: Konya wa Hurricane.

If you have Taiki Shuttle and Grass Wonder as aces, you can totally understand what they're saying. :)

>If you have Taiki Shuttle and Grass Wonder as aces, you can totally
>understand what they're saying. :)

... You can understand Taiki Shuttle?

--G.
"Is it possible to learn this power?" -- Golshi, probably
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>>If you have Taiki Shuttle and Grass Wonder as aces, you can totally
>>understand what they're saying. :)
>
>... You can understand Taiki Shuttle?
>
>--G.
>"Is it possible to learn this power?" -- Golshi,
>probably
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>Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod
>Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/
>zgryphon at that email service Google has
>Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

She's speaking English! No, really.

Did a Unity run after weeks of doing nothing but Trackblazer to start unlocking events for trainees I picked up after the latter dropped and...whew, that was a kick in the teeth. You don't realize how freeing it is to pick and choose which races you run until you have to go back to a set schedule and focus more on training than running.

This year's Ultraman series has just been announced. This year, the hero's name is Ultraman Teo.

Tokai Teio artists, your moment has arrived. Get to it!

--G.
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