The more I think about it, the weirder it is. "Oh, no... I can't play the MMO based on the great white hope for the future; all shiny frisbee battles are denied me. I shall play a game about a child trying to barrel his way through a series of underground labyrinths and not be stabbed to death by his slavering God-addicted mother, the four horsemen of the apocalypse, flies, exploding flies, zombies, mobile brains, a fallen angel, a trickster demon, the headless horseman, the seven deadly sins, a creature living in a pile of offal, something that pisses everywhere, his own clones, his own demonically-enhanced clones, slavering worm beasts, and Satan himself. FUN!"

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"Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell/But I'll have all the best stories to tell" -- Frank Turner, The Ballad of Me and My Friends