"Hey, you guys have -got- to see this."
Inside a large crate, packed in straw, was a slab of obviously
ancient sandstone. Clearly visible in the center of the stone was the
imprint of a large, three-toed, reptilian foot. Just off to one side
was another imprint, clearly that of a running shoe.
"I'd love to know the story behind this one."

I'm glad to know someone on the Internet besides me read the Tom Swift/Hardy Boys cross-over. Glad to know, in an odd unnerving sense, that Tom Swift is some-what EPU canon too.

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>I'm glad to know someone on the Internet besides me read the Tom
>Swift/Hardy Boys cross-over. Glad to know, in an odd unnerving sense,
>that Tom Swift is some-what EPU canon too.
>

Heh. So THAT's what that was about. However, I still maintain THIS is the best snippet:

        "Um, Meg, what's in there?"
        "nothing," she replied, her voice flat.
        "You mean it's empty?"
        "no... it's nothing."
        "Ah, staring into the abyss and all that.  Well," I said,
edging over to her, "why don't we just close that little box up then,
shall we?"

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>>I'm glad to know someone on the Internet besides me read the Tom
>>Swift/Hardy Boys cross-over. Glad to know, in an odd unnerving sense,
>>that Tom Swift is some-what EPU canon too.
>>
>
>Heh. So THAT's what that was about. However, I still maintain THIS
>is the best snippet:
>
>

        "Um, Meg, what's in there?" 
>        "nothing," she replied, her voice flat. 
>        "You mean it's empty?" 
>        "no... it's nothing." 
>        "Ah, staring into the abyss and all that.  Well," I said, 
>edging over to her, "why don't we just close that little box up then, 
>shall we?"

>
Uh-oh, sounds like someone's been wandering around the basement of Warehouse 23 unescorted again... Pardon me Citizen, but could you point me towards this individual so that I can have a little, um, chat with them. Yeah, a chat...

Offsides
What's that flashing red light behind my back? Nothing important. Now where did I put my sunglasses...

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SJGames MIB #5273
#include <fnord.h>

>What's that flashing red light behind my back? Nothing important.
>Now where did I put my sunglasses...

The problem with peril-sensitive sunglasses is that R. Dorothy's cat would always be setting them off...

>The problem with peril-sensitive sunglasses is that R. Dorothy's cat
>would always be setting them off...

<obligatory rimshot>

-- Bob
(Proud member of the Legion of Rabid Crack Weasels)
---------------
"I think it's tragic that entire families can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs."

>Uh-oh, sounds like someone's been wandering around the basement of
>Warehouse 23 unescorted again... Pardon me Citizen, but could you
>point me towards this individual so that I can have a little, um, chat
>with them. Yeah, a chat...

Just to nitpick, it was Warehouise 12, I believe; but, yes, the effect was basically the same.

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- the most impulsive post alive
DarkBeast.com

>>Uh-oh, sounds like someone's been wandering around the basement of
>>Warehouse 23 unescorted again... Pardon me Citizen, but could you
>>point me towards this individual so that I can have a little, um, chat
>>with them. Yeah, a chat...
>
>Just to nitpick, it was Warehouise 12, I believe; but, yes, the effect
>was basically the same.
>
Not sure what you're referencing, I was talking about http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/ - both of the items listed in the previous posts can be found either in the basement or the dumpster (can't remember which).

Now, if you'll just look into the flashing red light...

Unemployed netadmin seeking job... so what else is new?
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SJGames MIB #5273
#include <fnord.h>

>Not sure what you're referencing, I was talking about
>http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/ - both of the items listed in the
>previous posts can be found either in the basement or the dumpster
>(can't remember which).

They were in Warehouse 12, not 23. I'm just being a punk. ;)

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DarkBeast.com

>>Not sure what you're referencing, I was talking about
>>http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/ - both of the items listed in the
>>previous posts can be found either in the basement or the dumpster
>>(can't remember which).
>
>They were in Warehouse 12, not 23. I'm just being a punk. ;)
>

No, it was Hanger 13, which in the WL universe serves the same purpose as SJG's Warehouse 23. Its also the same as that giant warehouse they hid the Ark in at the end of the first Indiana Jones movie.

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Always wondered what that was about. Most of the references in that part of the story I couldn't figure out.

"Maybe they have gold fillings or something! This is an adventure, damn it! I demand financial rewards for acts of homicide!"