>> and some unlikely inspiration from "Changing Rooms"
>
>Hmph? Geeze, never expected to hear THAT! How the smeg can anyone
>fit that show into this?
>
>> "My name is Bowen," said the man. He paused to light the
>>cigarette with a battered black Ronson lighter, then added, "Laurence
>>Bowen."
>
>*slaps face with palm, getting strange looks from co-workers*
>
>Gryphon, you sick, sick monkey.

Wow! Somebody else who's watched enough Changing Rooms to spot the reference. So, are you British, or just one of the lucky few who get BBC America? :)

--G.
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