>You forget; Capcom also has Sabretooth. Now why, I ask you, would
>Bison concern himself with a sawed-off (5'4" to be precise), hairy,
>bushido-following, Canuckleheaded berserk (with the obligatory
>Asian-American sidekick), when he can get a monstrous (7'+ to be
>precise), hairy, dirty-dealing, Of-uncertain-origin berserk (with the
>obligatory blonde, stacked, precognitive, machinegun-toting sidekick)?
> Victor Creed, man; accept no substitutes.
>
Two patsies are better than one.

or

One for the dungeon, one for the guardposts.