Look, Ryu. C'mere, buddy.

How desperate for cash are you? I mean, you're friends with Ken Masters, for gods sake, the man probably has more change in his sofa cushions than my yearly take-home. And if you want to go the endorsement route, there are far more respectable options. Get yourself a deal with an energy drink company. Car insurance? Really?

I know they promised you that the commercial would only air in Turkey. And it did! But as you can see, that's not really a guarantee that everyone you know won't see it anyway.

-Merc
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