>I'm reminded of a scene from a Ranma 1/2 fic I read many years
>ago, in which girl!Ranma encounters a small mob of teenage hooligans
>bent on sexual assault ... when the cartoon ball of violence subsides,
>the hooligans are all lying dazed on the sidewalk, naked except for
>brown ribbons tied over each boy's junk (loincloth-style, IIRC,
>allowing them a tiny bit of retained dignity).
>
>"Why brown ribbons?" Akane asks.
>
>"Well, you only get a white ribbon if you get an honorable
>mention."

Hah! Naturally.

This whole thread reminds me of an old Renfaire song. "A Scotsman clak in kilts left a bar one evening fair..." o/~

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Authors of our fates
Orchestrate our fall from grace
Poorest players on the stage
Our defiance drives us straight to the edge