"Know the Force. Feel its ebb and flow. Drink deep from the well. Dive in. Fire."

A single, sharp crack.

"What do your feelings tell you?"

"There are none."

"... What, exactly, are you feeling right now."

"Recoil."

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

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